What the Hell is with this tagline?

Kinja'd!!! "Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man" (jordaneer1)
05/19/2015 at 01:58 • Filed to: None

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I live on the Palouse, and I must say, the automotive choice on the Palouse is super crappy, its mostly mid-2000’s SUV’s, early 90’s Subaru station wagons, and soccer moms in their big ass SUV’s. I would be very sad if the automotive magazine was Oppo, because oppo would be really crappy. did the mods just find the most obscure region of the US? (although I did see a red Nissan GT-R today on my way to Walmart which is was a stupid rare sight)

I only know of 2 oppo’s in this area, me and Fookin’ Prawns, who is just going to college here, I think I’m the only oppo who actually lives permenantly on the Palouse


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Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
05/19/2015 at 02:07

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Is that why you drive a Mountaineer? Not sure what Fookin’ Prawns drives...

So far I’m not impressed. Represent better, yo!

(kidding, and also drunk.)


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
05/19/2015 at 02:19

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You may be the only permanent resident of the Palouse but being in Spokane I’m fairly close. And your description of the vehicle mix around here is spot on.


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > lone_liberal
05/19/2015 at 02:47

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yeah, I wish there was more variety in vehicle choice. I didn’t know you live in spokane.


Kinja'd!!! Fookin' Prawns > Garrett Davis
05/19/2015 at 02:48

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A Prius. Don't be impressed.


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Garrett Davis
05/19/2015 at 02:49

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The actual reason I drive a moutaineer is for the Utility in Sport Utility Vehicle, I mow lawns for a living, and so the mountaineer is my work “truck” even though its not a real truck (aka pickup).


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
05/19/2015 at 04:09

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idk. But pelouse in French means lawn. That’s my contribution.


Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > Fookin' Prawns
05/19/2015 at 06:31

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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Wikus would slap the shit out of you.

Seriously, man. I get why they say it now. Fookin’ prawns.


Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
05/19/2015 at 06:34

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OK, OK. Do you at least get to enjoy they sweet, sweet sound of that beautiful five liter heater? Or did you lop off a pair of cylinders and a liter light some sort of sick and deranged person...


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Garrett Davis
05/19/2015 at 12:46

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i have the 4 liter :(

but the 4 liter is the only one to come with proper 4WD and a transfer case :) the 5.0 only has AWD.


Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
05/19/2015 at 12:55

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Well I guess that’s not so bad. I had that 4.0 in my Ranger and it was actually pretty torquey. Getting the good t-case is worth that.